46-летняя Кейт Бекинсейл под фото в купальнике рассказала о секретах красоты

Lovely @lavernecox @joltthemovie what a pleasure

These kids with their fortnite and bath salts- when I were a lad if you had a cat and a bit of string you thought it was fucken Christmas

What have you done for me lately

Me as a man apparently has to have two haircuts at once and a permanent painful erection that’s made one of his eyes go small

Most girls have an inner Lindy @joltthemovie

I like to think that between takes JLo is also performing groin stretches on a couple of old bath towels that smell like a wet Rottweiler

Sometimes I wear @chase_aston’s knickers and tights and it gives us all a fillip

We built a creature

Spice girls from hell

So beyond excited and thrilled to get to work with my godfather and brilliant actor David Bradley on #joltmovie. He was my Dad’s best mate..We recreated the Christmas photo from when I was four tonight , just couldn’t source an Emu puppet last minute .It is the first time we have worked together . So happy

Bad boys what you gonna do

Remembering that time I was 7 on a play date at a boy’s house and during lunch I made him laugh and he laughed so hard he threw up TWO WHOLE SAUSAGES HAVING NOT SWALLOWED THEM WHOLE and I’ve honestly not been right since that day

Luckily I’m an absolute wizard with stains #joltmovie

My teeth came in the size of an adult male beaver quite early on, so I was able to demolish this table and chair in no time and contribute to the building of a dam near Chiswick Bridge, which functions to this day. Aged 8 #tbt

Full circle . Or half circle. Anyway some kind of circle involving Nutella

Kicked out of a Harvester for mooning AGAIN #joltmovie

Just subtly give off alpha male wherever you can

Thinking about renting a plumbing snake and having a proper go at my mum’s blocked shower tray or might not

Oh hello weekend

Sometimes they make you stand in the naked naughty corner. There are always Australian cameramen in it so it’s a bit sweaty #joltmovie

It’s so lovely that girls feel they can have a communal bath without having to play rugby and lose cartilage or strain a ball to justify it

Dream team #joltmovie.Of course I am covered in blood

Just want to warn anyone from Chiswick considering wearing a T shirt that says “gangsters only “ for even a few minutes: you will immediately trip over a foam roller and pull at least 42 muscles from neck to ankle as karma and quite right too

Fangirling @stanleytucci who was quietly trying to continue watching a heartwarming documentary about dolphins #joltmovie

Thank you so much for all my lovely birthday messages! We had fun at work and I was allowed to mount Stanley Tucci and I love you all

I might be trying to cram in some yoga stretches but the real athlete here is @lightaaron who is kegeling possibly to the point of recklessness

Huis clos @joltmovie

Monday. Back to it. Welcome to my armpits #jolt

My amazingly talented friend Tom Bennet is crushing it as Del Boy in @ofahmusical at @theatreroyalhaymarket with genius #paulwhitehouse and amazing cast. If you can ,go get mesmerized by his singing, dancing, beautiful performance. And his huge cigar

We found an uncanny likeness of ourselves at work @allycatsmiles1 #nuzzle

So excited to finally share the trailer for #farmingmovie, @therealadewale’s extraordinary life story of hate,identity,hope, redemption with @damsonidris, @gugumbatharaw, @jaimewinstone and @johndagleish. In UK cinemas Oct 11, US Oct 25

Any Americans in London wondering where the AC is ,I’ve found it and I’ll be squatting over it for a couple of weeks so you’ll just have to manage

We always have fun-even when a gigantic man crawls out from under my seat and double punches me in the neck

Such an exciting final at Wimbledon. Congratulations to both @djokernole and @rogerfederer for amazing tennis and to my mum for taking a deep healthy sniff of my eye

This is the face my mother makes in two situations a)seeing #bobdylan beaming and radiant and brilliant in Hyde Park and b) accidentally sitting on a rotary whisk

There was a worryingly eggy smell in the car but Barry has assured us it was only the air conditioner laying idle #jolt

Can’t think of a nicer way to come home.

Apparently that James Bond thing about sumo wrestlers tucking their testicles inside their body was a myth . But I’m coming in hot with my whole left leg tucked INTO my testicles, in a modern twist

What I can’t do with a small beanbag and a quoit isn’t worth knowing and this has been the case since 1987 #unicornschool

When anxious, wear at least two pairs of trousers and several bras just to tether anything that could panic and kick out

Had one of those really realistic dreams where you’ve driven all the way to work having forgotten to get dressed. #trompeloeil

Huge congratulations to @therealadewale for winning the top prize, the Michael Powell award for Best British film, and to @damsonidris for winning best performance for our film “Farming.” Such an honour to be involved in telling @therealadewale’s extraordinary life story and congratulations to the entire cast and crew

Never push a Q-tip all the way into your ear

That old “sneak a crisp onto someone’s head and tell them about it three hours later” joke is a CROWD PLEASER in my house

Oops forgot to post full length...Thank you so much @albertaferretti

Girl time at the #nbaawards . Thank you for having me,my lovely friend @jeaniebuss and thank you for teaching me how to pee,@mariamenounos. Congratulations to all the nominees and winners

If someone says “Wearing sunglasses inside is the sign of an unbearable douche”, I am fortunate enough to have an superhumanly fast hand waggle in my quiver to fox the shit out of them

One of my cushions is frightening me

@markusmolinari’s bird impressions are so accurate. He’s constantly fooling me into looking for his yellow warbler

After this I put Jon in my handbag and still had room for a jumbo bottle of Perrier and two bricks

Frank N Furter, it’s all over

When you realise you’ve put a red sock in with your whites

I like wearing boys’ deodorant.Here I am taking a really good sniff of my Old Spice Timber to remind myself I’m a the kind of guy who invites chicks to my cabin to chop a few logs and sensitively cook them portobello mushrooms without pressuring them to have sex with me

One of us is a service animal

This is very similar to the face I made while standing downwind of Adam Sandler when we discovered what happens if a person eats several Atkins bars in an hour. #doyouhavetoletitlinger

Turn and face the strange #Bowie #Zoe

English people, first hint of summer, heading out to that big piece of grass behind Marks and Spencer

As much as I was almost completely fulfilled by @bscan letting me swaddle him, dress him up and sit on him, I must admit he was right to take a break from all that and go be brilliant in @bondingnetflix . Congratulations my son my wife my muse

Make sure you get as much buttock separation as possible when attempting a Cossack dance with an unwieldy prop

Clive is thrilled that it was ultimately Willow’s photo that @people magazine chose from the shoot #beautifulissue

Say hello to my little friend

Happy Easter, bunnies

I hope if I ever get to my 83rd birthday people are still sending me cards like this.. Happy birthday Roy, my dearest stepdad, the oldest and best biscuit in the box

Negotiating NYC in my pyjamas giddily unaware of how close I seemed to come to an ass tackling incident (swipe)

We all have a secret talent : mine is just underwhelming and actually useless. Also, please confirm which way round the 1/8th is thanks xx